#CRAZY EYEBALLS MOVIE#
#CRAZY EYEBALLS CRACK#

Why do potatoes make such good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.Why do pianists have such good eyesight? They always C sharp.What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? A cold.Did you know that a cyclops’s favorite winter sport is sking? It’s like skiing, but with one eye.Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after a can of red paint fell on him? He saw red.What would you call a dinosaur that has no eyes? A do-you-think-he-saurus.What did the optometrist say about the painful eye pun? Eye did not see that one coming.Why should you never put any avocado in your eyes? So that you don’t get the guac-oma.Why was the eyeball relatively quick at learning new stuff? She had a high eye-Q.How can you make someone’s eyes twinkle? Shine some light in their eye.Why did the eyeball decide to end his relationship with the elbow? The eyeball found the elbow’s humerus jabs not at all hum-iris.Have you heard about the new horse species that has a horn and one eye? It’s a unicornea.What device do eyes usually use to listen to music? Eye-pods.Why do eyeballs like to purchase and use new electronics? They are all very eye-tech.What did the left eye tell the right eye? You’re looking alright.What happened when the women tried to sleep with one eye open? They weren’t able to sleep a wink.Did you hear about the cashier that scanned the eyes of one rude customer with his barcode reader? The look on the customer’s face was priceless.Have you heard about the man that got some salt in his eyes? Now it’s become see salt.

#CRAZY EYEBALLS MOVIE#

Have you seen that movie about a pig that didn’t have any eyes? It was PG.What would you call a pig if it had three eyes? A Piiig.Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon? No, but a “good eye might.”.What type of glasses do gingerbread men wear? Eye candy.What would you need to do to become a famous eyewear designer? Have an eye for st-eye-l.What is it called when you poke your eyes when putting on your safety glasses? Eye-ronic.What would you call an alien that had a missing eye? It’d be called Alen.Why did the girl always seem to lose her contact lenses? Because she couldn’t keep her eyes on them.What happened when a man accidentally rubbed some ketchup in his eyes? He regretted it in Heinzsight.What happened when the man could see clearly after a long time? He was very ex-eye-ted to see.What do you call a piece of wood stuck in your eye? He had a-stick-matism.Why are eyes puns not puns? Because they’re optical illusions.What do you call a single tear on your face the day of your wedding? Eye dew.Why did the pupil decide to end his friendship with the eyelid? Because she had a habit of lashing out.Why are our eyes the most important part of the body? They always focus on what matters.Why did the teacher start wearing sunglasses? Because his students were too bright.Did you hear about the llama who couldn’t see? Someone pulled the wool over her eyes.Did you hear about the optometrist who shared jokes? They were too cornea.What did the left eye say to the right one? Between you and me, something smells.Why did the teacher quit her job? She was unable to control her pupils.Where can you always locate the eye? Exactly between H and J.What would you call a fish that didn’t have any eyes? A fsh.What is the similarity between an optometrist and a teacher? They both love testing pupils.

Why didn’t the optometrist want to learn any jokes? Because he heard it helps break the eyes.

Why were the eyelid and the eyebrows always fighting? Because they just couldn’t see eye to eye.

What did the sailor say to the optometrist? Eye! Eye! Captain.

How do the optometrists listen to music? With eye-tunes.

Why did the mum decide to buy new glasses? Because she thought that it was the ideal eye deal.

How do my eyeballs surf the Internet? Eye brows it.

Why did the phone start wearing glasses? He had lost all his contacts.

What did the optometrist tell the judge when he was in court? Iris my case.

What did the eyes say when they finally got glasses? Eye’m back.

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about eyes that are also awesome eye jokes for adults and kids to be told! Find your favorite puns about eyes, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this eye humor with others. These jokes about eyes are great eye jokes for kids and adults.

#CRAZY EYEBALLS CRACK#

Here are 75 funny eye jokes and the best eye puns to crack you up.

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